Well, also visited Freebie Telegraph and read the comments once more, so, it seems to be kinda fucked up :/, but yeah, it's not the point...
Yesterday made a joke while chatting with my BF, lol:
A horny girl is talking to her boyfriend:
-I want your sausage.
-What?
-Well, you know, your cucumber - says she and blushes.
-What do you mean baby?
-Oh, come on, don't say you don't want to pull your truck into my garage.
-I don't have a truck, neither you do have a garage.
-Oh just put the carrot into the hole!
-What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??! - says he all confused.
<...> after two minutes of silence
-Oh, what the heck, just fuck me!
LoL, it is funny for me, and it becomes even funnier when it appears that I created it... lol
And yeah, got some quotes for you :DDD
[13:00] Akiko Khandr: whew will he be online?
[13:00] Akiko Khandr: I will knock out
[13:00] Shock: soon i think
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: Lets hope
[13:01] Shock: he will
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: betcha he will otherwise he would have to leep without a kiss
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: lol
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: Unless youn would kiss him for me
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: you know
[13:02] Shock: no non o
[13:02] Shock: nononnononono
[13:02] Akiko Khandr: with tongues, with saliva allover his face so wet and tasty
[13:02] Akiko Khandr: no?
[13:02] Akiko Khandr: pity
[13:06] Akiko Khandr: ok
[13:06] Akiko Khandr: now I will kiss him using my tongue, licking all over his face
[13:06] Shock: ok do it and dont tell me
[13:06] Shock: lol
[13:07] Akiko Khandr: LMAO
[13:07] Akiko Khandr: too funny
[14:25] Akiko Khandr: I'm such a spaz :/
[14:25] Trig: baby <3
[14:25] Akiko Khandr: yees!
[14:25] Akiko Khandr: I'm a BYBY SPAZ!
[14:25] Akiko Khandr: *baby
[14:25] Akiko Khandr: LMAO
[14:25] Trig: lol
[14:26] Akiko Khandr: byby in incorrect Lithuanian language would mean cock
[14:26] Akiko Khandr: lol
[14:26] Trig: loll
[14:27] Akiko Khandr: penis, cock, thing, sausage, cucumber, zucchini, carrot etc. [14:27] Akiko Khandr: I mean
[14:27] Trig: XD
[14:27] Akiko Khandr: LMAO
First conversation was with my BF's bro and this one with my love (BF, lol).
*scratches her head trying to remember something* oh yes, I made a pic also (one yesterday, one today = 2)


Well, I hope you're having your great day, see ya tomorrow or some other day :D
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