Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

2008-12-30

Heys!

Hello everyone, feeling pretty cool and awesome, 'cause I know that tomorrow I will get drunk and feel very bad, lol. Was wondering around SL today, making pics etc. also visited one of my favourited blogs WTF? (What The Fug?)... And yeah, read all the neweness, this blog is really huge so it was kinda hard to read everything, but I read the biggest part, 'cause I didn't read it from the whole start, it was funny and fun is fun, lol, it fastly got my mood up and actually laughed (what I do rare, 'cause not all the jokesyouthinkarefunny actually are funny, lol)

Well, also visited Freebie Telegraph and read the comments once more, so, it seems to be kinda fucked up :/, but yeah, it's not the point...

Yesterday made a joke while chatting with my BF, lol:

A horny girl is talking to her boyfriend:
-I want your sausage.
-What?
-Well, you know, your cucumber - says she and blushes.
-What do you mean baby?

-Oh, come on, don't say you don't want to pull your truck into my garage.
-I don't have a truck, neither you do have a garage.
-Oh just put the carrot into the hole!
-What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??! - says he all confused.
<...> after two minutes of silence
-Oh, what the heck, just fuck me!


LoL, it is funny for me, and it becomes even funnier when it appears that I created it... lol

And yeah, got some quotes for you :DDD

[13:00] Akiko Khandr: whew will he be online?
[13:00] Akiko Khandr: I will knock out
[13:00] Shock: soon i think
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: Lets hope
[13:01] Shock: he will
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: betcha he will otherwise he would have to leep without a kiss
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: lol
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: Unless youn would kiss him for me
[13:01] Akiko Khandr: you know
[13:02] Shock: no non o

[13:02] Shock: nononnononono
[13:02] Akiko Khandr: with tongues, with saliva allover his face so wet and tasty
[13:02] Akiko Khandr: no?
[13:02] Akiko Khandr: pity
[13:06] Akiko Khandr: ok

[13:06] Akiko Khandr: now I will kiss him using my tongue, licking all over his face
[13:06] Shock: ok do it and dont tell me
[13:06] Shock: lol
[13:07] Akiko Khandr: LMAO
[13:07] Akiko Khandr: too funny


[14:25] Akiko Khandr: I'm such a spaz :/
[14:25] Trig: baby <3
[14:25] Akiko Khandr: yees!

[14:25] Akiko Khandr: I'm a BYBY SPAZ!

[14:25] Akiko Khandr: *baby

[14:25] Akiko Khandr: LMAO
[14:25] Trig: lol

[14:26] Akiko Khandr: byby in incorrect Lithuanian language would mean cock
[14:26] Akiko Khandr: lol
[14:26] Trig: loll

[14:27] Akiko Khandr: penis, cock, thing,
sausage, cucumber, zucchini, carrot etc. [14:27] Akiko Khandr: I mean
[14:27] Trig: XD
[14:27] Akiko Khandr: LMAO


First conversation was with my BF's bro and this one with my love (BF, lol).


*scratches her head trying to remember something* oh yes, I made a pic also (one yesterday, one today = 2)

This one on my FLICKR I called seeking for my bed and seriously, when making it, I wanted to sleep so much, so, it got kinda... odd... lol.

Oh, this is the awesome todays photo, I like it and I called it "Lost in Myself" and yeah, probably it's odd too, but I love it :)


Well, I hope you're having your great day, see ya tomorrow or some other day :D